Retardment and working.

I have been retard now for one whole week !! Just getting used to being lazy, and now work is coming in {:oO ...more offers than this man can cope with,but think of the advantages, I get out and about, get to meet my friends more often, and my wife gets a rest from my moaning {:o(.

My wife and I have many friends who are unable to do things for themselves or don't have the time, I can indulge myself and my unlimited ego by doing the work for them , keeps me busy and out of my wife's hair.

Advice is often sought regarding gardening or home maintenance, so I give it, and then place my tin hat on my head and duck down beneath the parapet!

( Any explosive backlash will hopefully pass over the top and will leave me unscathed ){:o)

Laying lawns, flower beds,patios, etc , all for the benefit of my health, plus free tea, coffee, donuts, cream cakes etc..... ( I can see the pounds becoming stones and the stones becoming tonnes ) But that is the way of the bone-idle man!

10/10 till I get back again on the flip-side.